Sunday, December 11, 2005

Wanker of the Year Nominations

The Poor Man opens Wanker of the Year with three nominees: Michelle Malkin, Bill O'Reilly, and John Hindrocket (I can't even remember his real name anymore ... Hinderacket? Heinerocker?).

They've also kicked off the Wank of the Year competition, as well as other sub-categories.

The competition is hosted by Kip Winger, Wings Hauser, and Debra Winger. Which makes me wonder why The Poor Man isn't a nominee for a Best Weblog Award.

...I particularly like this Wank of the Year nominee:
Only a few minutes ago, I had the delightful opportunity to read the comment of a fellow who said he wished that white, middle-class, racist, conservative cocksuckers like myself could have been herded into the Superdome Concentration Camp to see how much we like it. Absent, of course, was the fundamental truth of what he plainly does not have the eyes or the imagination to see, namely, that if the Superdome had been filled with white, middle-class, racist, conservative cocksuckers like myself, it would not have been a refinery of horror, but rather a citadel of hope and order and restraint and compassion.

The toilets would have flushed, the lights and air-conditioning would have worked, the dead would have risen, there would have been no rioting, raping or murdering (which there wasn't, anyway -- "Don't get me wrong — bad things happened. But I didn't see any killing and raping and cutting of throats or anything ... 99 percent of the people in the Dome were very well-behaved.")

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