Friday, January 27, 2006

The New Bill of Rights

Jesus' General received an advanced copy of the new Bill of Rights, just waiting to be slipped into a midnight bill by Sen. Frist, which, under new Senate Rules also changed in the middle of the night, will Amend the Constitution.

Here's one of them.

Amendment III
No soldier fighting keyboarder shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house required to leave his basement for the purpose of procuring Cheetos, without first receiving from his mother, a sum equivalent to the cost of a single family sized or six "Big Grab" bags the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but with the additional funds equivalent to the cost of a six-pack of Mountain Dew and a package of pepperoni in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Alito said it was okay.

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