Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Judge Humor

Via WashParkProphet.
Before the court is a motion entitled “Defendant’s Motion to Discharge Response to Plaintiff’s Response to Defendant’s Response Opposing Objection to Discharge.”

...

The Defendant’s motion is accordingly denied for being incomprehensible.

The gold is found in the footnote.
1 Or, in the words of the competition judge to Adam Sandler’s title character in the movie, “Billy Madison ...”

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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