Abstinence-Only Marriage

If only they would give grants for married adults to practice abstinence, I would be rich.

Or at least have more money to spend on hobbies and collectibles (these two links NSF).

I know it's really a program to give grants to educate adults on abstinence, but doesn't it make more sense to pay people to not have sex? It can't be any more effective than paying to teach abstinence, and it could help spur the economy.