Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Bill O'Reilly's New Venture: Threaten-A-Cat

A subsidiary of Confuse-A-Cat?:
The Most Ridiculous Item of the Day

The saga of Lewis the Cat continues. You may remember, Lewis was running around his Connecticut neighborhood assaulting people, like the Avon lady. So authorities charged his owner, Ruth Cicero, with reckless endangerment unless she put Lewis down.

But now a reprieve. Judge Patrick Carroll has ruled that Lewis can continue to live but can never leave the house again. No comment from Lewis, even though he has his own page on MySpace.com, which might, of course, be ridiculous. Mess around with me, Lewis, boy.

Ridiculous? You make the call.

It takes a big man to threaten a cat on national TV.

Update: O'Reilly now claims he'd run that Connecticut neighborhood just like Lewis the Cat ran it.

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