Look No Further Than the Abs
No pilonidal cysts or "other priorities," and if he ever crapped his pants, he kept it to himself. And getting on with his life included serving in the military knowing he'd be sent to war.
Okay, look further than the abs, to Jim Webb's campaign website. You know, Jim Webb (the guy on the right), who's running for Senate against Sen. George "macaca" Allen in Virginia.
He's got an actual plan for Iraq, too.
Also, see his interview on the Colbert Report.