Like Flies To S&%# ...
... or vice versa, it doesn't really matter ... the American Family Association is drawn inexorably to the brilliant musings of a fellow bat moon (see how I flipped it to mean the same as a jackass?) and wants Congress to force all officeholders to use only the Bible for oath taking. (via TalkLeft)
The AFA and their compatriots are making headway banning gay marriage locally because it's not specifically addressed in some "goddamned piece of paper" and there are a whole lot of people who think a feeling of vague ickiness is a reasonable, logical position against gay marriage. However, the prohibition against a religious test is specifically prohibited, and there are even Christians who don't like taking oaths on the Bible.
If a Republican Wing Nut Congress couldn't pass a Gay Marriage Amendment ... good luck with a Religious Test Amendment.