Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Last Mimzy


My favorite part was when the Regional Director for Homeland Security, after bursting into the house S.W.A.T.-style, arresting the whole family (saying, "I don't need a warrant, I've got probable cause under the Patriot Act") and discovering children with strange technology that blacked out half of Washington state who then escaped to build a bridge to the future which sucked a stuffed animal with Intel Inside into the sky right in front of his eyes, shrugged and said [paraphrasing]"That was weird. You folks need anything? No? Okay, we are out of here."

Then the Homeland Security helicopter takes off never to disturb the family again.

No renditioning. No stress positions. No sleep deprivation. No waterboarding.

Fantasy indeed.


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