Dude, Where's My ... Meh
Idea via Sadly, No!
I allowed the face recognition software to match me to men so I couldn't be accused of sexism. Plus I thought it was funny that I look like Ashton Kutcher. I always thought I was more of an Ally Sheedy, but she's not so popular anymore.
And who the hell are Lalaine, Victoria Bernadotte and Camilla Belle? Oh, wait ... I don't care.